Kindergate

Wow. I checked out for a while there, and I just learned about this whole "Kindergate" bit. And all I can say is wow. Really? I mean... really? The best dirt you can come up with is "In kindergarten, this guy wanted to be President!" Oh yeah, and his middle name is Hussein.

What? Really? I'm at a complete loss, Hil. I liked you a few years ago. Really, I did. I was all bout the girl power. But now you bring shame to women everywhere. Just like a hooker. A filthy, coked-up, Taco-Bell hooker. I hope you're pleased with yourself.